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[Crystal]

Gifts or Trades: Old Crystal by LK; Old Crystal in Reindeer form by Dimintri; Crimse the Demon Horse, headshot by Salin; Crimse Ref-sheet by Shalin; Crimse Headshot by Shalin; Funn Crimse Sheet by Frenzy; Crimse by Lucky; Crimse by Acid; Crimse by ; Midnight-Shadow by Merel

Purchased Gifts: Crimse, purchased by Intrepid;

[Crystal]

crystal said:

Important Information:

Things I like. Take a look, maybe you'll like some <3
The list will always be incomplete because I forget to add half my good crap in

Music:	Books:	Shows/Movies:
16th Avenue 30 Seconds To Mars. A Perfect Circle AFI Aiden All that Remains All-American Rejects Apocalyptica Avenged Sevenfold. Bad Religion Beyonce Bleed the Dream Blind Melon Blindside Blink 182 Blue October Breaking Benjamin Bullet for my Valentine Cage the Elephant Carey Underwood Cinema Bizarre City Cobra Starship Coheed and Cambria Counting Crows Crazy Town Creed Cute is What We Aim For Daft Punk Death Cab for Cutie Dir en Grey Disturbed Drowning Pool Eminem Evanescence Eve6 Fallout Boy Finger Eleven Flyleaf Forever The Sickest Kids From First to Last Funeral For A Friend Gnarles Barkley Godsmack Good Charlotte Green Day H.I.M. Hawthorne Heights HelloGoodbye Hinder Hollywood Undead Hot Action Cops I Mother Earth Incubus Journey Kids in Glass houses Korn Kurrel The Raven Lady Gaga Lil Wayne Linkin Park Lordi Lostprophets Madina Lake Marilyn Manson Mayday Parade Metallica Metric Metro Station Modest Mouse Mumford and Son Muse Mushroomhead My Chemical Romance Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Otep Our Lady Peace Pillar Placebo Quiet Room by I think A-Slam Rammstein Rasmus Reba McEntire Red Jumpsuit Apparatus REO Speedwagon Roses are Red Safetysuit Saosin Savage Garden Silverstein Simple Plan Skillet Slipknot Sugarcult Sum 41 System of a Down T.a.T.u The Beatles The Birthday Massacre The Fray The Killers The Offspring The Ramones The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus The Used Three Days Grace Tokio Hotel Tokyo Police Club Tool U2 Weird Al White Lion Wolfmother Yellowcard	Beast Master Black Cat Darcy's Song Darren Shawn Adventures Death Note Decadent Dr. Seuss Ellen Hopkins Hank the Cow Dog New Moon (That's it on Twilight, no farther!) Pao No Monogatori R.L. Stine Runaway Tail of the Moon Twilight Warriors	Alpha & Omega Angel As Told By Ginger Baggage Beetlejuice Blues Clues (with Steve) Bones Boondocks Buffy the Vampire Slayer Camp Lazlo Charmed Chip and Dale Chowder Chronicles of Narnia Code Geass Courage The Cowardly Dog Cow and Chicken Digimon Dinosaur Doug Dragonball Z Drake and Josh Elfen Lied Family Feud Family Guy Fantastic Mr. Fox Futurama George Lopez Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy Hannibal Lector Harry Potter Hey Arnold Home Movies InuYasha Invader Zim Johny Bravo Little Bear My GYM Partner is a Monkey NCIS Newlywed Game Ouran High Host Club Pokemon Princess Mononoke Psyche Red Dragon Roseanne Ruroni Kenshin Sailor Moon Samurai Jack Saw I-(like)III Scooby Doo South Park Suite Life of Zack and Cody Sweet Insanity Teen Titans The Flintstones The Fox and The Hound (I & II) The Haunting The Jetsons The Land Before Time The Lion King (I & II) The Oblongs The Ringing Bell of Chirin The Rugrats Tom and Jerry Top Cat Totally Spies Wild Thornberries Yu Yu Hakisho Zoboomafoo

[Crystal]

crystal said:

Quotes:

(310): ohhhh effk. chicks a dude.

(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...

(910): so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three."
--Elayne Boosler

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

.Joker. said:

Oh holy hell that thing will be in Lykopsis? WITH MY CHIHUAHUA?

Portillo said:

You're too epic for my mind.

Sister-of-sorts, Heather:

"That was when I was younger. I'm not a little kid anymore- OH HORSIE!"

Crystal:
*And to think I married you.
*xD
Frenzy:
*fff I MUST BE THE GUY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
Crystal:
*YOU ARE, FRENZE, YOU ARE. AND IT HURTS, OOOO SOO SORE.
Frenzy:
*HEY AT LEAST I MAKE UP FOR IT IN BED ;D /shot multiple times
Crystal:
*NO YOU DON'T! D: YOU KEEP CALLING ME SUE.
*AND SAL
*AND MARIK
*AND ROSY
Frenzy:
*WHY
Crystal:
*AND WHO THE HELL IS JOANNA?! D<
Frenzy:
*THOSE
*ARE YOU PET NAMES
*-/shot again
Crystal:
*D:. DON'T LIE. DON'T LIE, lover. IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU LIE.
Frenzy:
*UHM
*UHM
*UHM
*ice cream?
Crystal:
*I AM GOING TO CUT MY STOMACH OUT. AND OH, BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT YOURS!

Crystal says:
*Did you ever look at a pack you've never paid attention before and then the RPer of the Alpha only to go "Woah? Where'd that member come from?" xD
Shepherd says:
*no xDDD not really
Crystal says:
*lol OH ok. xD
Shepherd says:
*well wait
*actually xD Stonemguard actually
*and that one hyena pack in the badlands
Crystal says:
*LOL...LIER LIER PANTS ON FIRE with no water to put it out
Shepherd says:
*XP
*I forgot
Crystal says:
*LIER LIER PANTS ON FIRE with no water to put it out!
*I like that statement more. c:
*The other doesn't clarify as well.
Shepherd says:
*XP
*STUPID FIREFOX -stabs computer
Crystal says:
*The other's like...is there water? A hose of some sort or a well or a lake or a swimming pool or a glass of water? Does he have to take the pants off? Does he burn up - OH I HATE IT TOO RIGHT NOW SO d**n SLOW - what? You just don't know...

Shepherd says:
*XD
*Koranger = not a nice guy
Render = not a good girl
Both as slavers = oh hell no for the outsiders

[quote author= ¥ ¤ ? [Yo Mama] link=topic=138551.msg1269298#msg1269298 date=1255043040]
HM.
ISN'T "I love you" CODE FOR "I'm asking for a screw in a polite manner. Please honor my request or I will pregnant dogfit."?

Today I called my work to tell them I would be late because I missed my exit. When I got to work there was a sign on the front door that said Enter Here, then signs at every corner directing me where to turn, ending with a sign on my chair that said Sit Here. I knew I picked the right job. MLIA

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.

(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped I disagree and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

(931): a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

\

(315): a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"

Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
OMG XD
I wasn't going there with either. YOU OFFICIALLY MAKE PLOTS MORE FUN this is why I like rping with you.
Jessi says:
XD
Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
I say "just go with it" and you actually DO, you don't just idle hoping i'mm make up more crap. xD
Jessi says:
I had no idea what the hell you were doing so I MADE UP MY OWN crap.

runwithscissors:
I think he's either metrosexual, homosexual, or lived a very guarded childhood. XD
runwithscissors:
XDDD
Yuh, I felt like making a short video clip thingie and couldn't think of anything else.
XDXDD
Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
who's metrosexual?
runwithscissors:
the man staring at the girlie.
Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
Oh xD
runwithscissors:
I'm thinking more like he lived a guarded life.
xD
Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
He's effin'. HE'S A HOMO WHO LOVES LOOKIN AT NAKED WOMENS
xd
runwithscissors:
XXDDD
NAH UH
WEIRD.
Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
If he's homo, then he's secretly wishin it was a guy. xD
runwithscissors:
I DON'T KNOW.
SHHH
ROLEPLAY.

Crystal: Waiting for a man like Iorek Byrnison says:
OMG XD
You make it hard to eat a PB&J sammich with a straight face.
Jessi says:
XD
YAY

[e-mail] says:
frisky frisky.. *Wink*
Crystal - I'mma Jaguar. Beware! :3 says:
Hm?
[e-mail] says:
This tiger is quite horny..
Crystal - I'mma Jaguar. Beware! :3 says:
Don't you know I got a sex change?

Crystal - I'mma Jaguar. Beware! :3 says:
guy, girl, cat, dog, tree, house?
That's all.
*technically*
[e-mail] says:
Uh huh, and what are you?
Crystal - I'mma Jaguar. Beware! :3 says:
Uhm, then that means you'd do a 12 year old.
Pedo.
Don't you know that, and beastiality is wrong?
At least pedo IS illegal and I think beastiality is too

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